2025 Flatland
Renegade Photos
2025 Flatland
Beau's Prose
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‘Twas the night before Flatland,
And all through the town,
There were whispers of a fest,
And a whole bunch of clowns.
We had 20,000 Twizzlers,
They lay in a bucket,
Other festivals don't have them,
So they can all suck it.
The Omaha jugglers,
Showed up in full force,
This was very embarrassing,
Lincoln's turnout was worse.
And the programs were printed,
Before the chicken man song,
But we read the inside,
We got the year wrong.
Well, thanks all the jugglers,
We love that you're here,
It's now time for Jevin,
To shotgun a beer.
2026 Renegade Prose * 2026 Renegade Photos