_________________2016 FLATLAND JUGGLING FESTIVAL

June 10, 11, 12


Photo Courtesy of John F. Keller
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. . . . . . . . . . . Couch Juggling! . . . . . . . . . . .
I Think It Rolled under the Couch: A Nebraska Juggling Club and friends!

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Colorado, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa,
Missouri, Illinois

Omaha, Nebraska
Omaha Juggling Club

Lincoln, Nebraska
Lincoln City Jugglers

FACEBOOK LINK search 'Flatland Juggling'

Check out Flatland History! ------ Imagine Flatland '69

Friday, June 10

5 pm - 9 pm -- registration, open juggling
University of Nebraska Medical Center
Student Life Center gym

3908 Jones St.
9pm - ? ~~~ party
Saturday, June 11

9 am - 5 pm -- Open juggling
UNMC Student Life Center

3908 Jones St

2PM– Jugging games

7 pm -9 pm -- Public Show

9 pm - ? ~~~ party

Sunday, June 12
9 am Boomerangs Workshop in the park.
Memorial Park
At 5700 Dodge take Happy Hollow North to Underwwod Ave. Take a left & turn onto Robert Storz Road.
10 am - 1 pm – Brunch-
UNMC Student Life Center
3908 Jones St

Student Life Center     MAP
The main location will be the same as it was in 2002, 2004, 2006, & 2008, 2010, 2012, 2014 which is the Center for Healthy Living (Fitness Center) in the Student Life Center building on the campus of the University of Nebraska Medical Center 3908 Jones St. (40th & Jones St.).    

Friday party (maps at fest)

Saturday Public Show TBA      
Saturday Party (maps at fest)      
For further information     Omaha Juggling Club

Renee' Jizba 402-203-8893 uor e-mail renee.jizba@unmc.edu
Greg Jizba – 402-783-7786 or e-mail gjizba@gmail.com      

Legal Disclaimers
Juggling is an inherently risky business. Participants in all Flatland Festival activities assume all risks and waive all rights to compensatory damages from any sponsoring party. Neither Omaha Juggling Club, nor the umbrella organization, I Think It Rolled Under the Couch: A Nebraska Juggling Club, (hereinafter Host Clubs) nor any individual club member or associate or family, friend, heir, assign or dog is responsible for any injuries sustained while wielding any sharp or any blunt object or objects and attempting to show off or perform in any way with said objects. Torches, unicycles, knives, bowling balls and other items that may be thrown or waved or rolled or lit on fire are specifically included among the hazards that participants may face and for which injuries sustained by which the Host Club disclaims any liability. Other hazards may include, but are not limited to: injuries sustained while trying to do an impossible stunt of the likes of jumping rope while riding a giraffe unicycle and playing harmonica; the derailing of political aspirations of participants who believe that a funky hat and shades ensure anonymity in a Club Renegade act; gout from overindulging in rich food; a hangover from abundant alcohol; blisters, burns or abrasions from passing clubs; tattoos of uncertain provenance; concussions or any other effects from games with the names of Combat and Joggling; uncomfortable lodging, whether paid or gratis; collisions on Omaha streets that are bi- or uni-directional at different times of the day; collisions that occur due to inaccurate directions or poorly drawn maps; damages sustained by a vehicle driven through potholes; a very bad haircut, patently ridiculous shoes, etc. Anyone who claims to suffer any of these injuries, whether real or imagined, is a fool who gets what he deserves. Moreover, any participant who believes that the deep pockets of Host Clubs can be tapped in a frivolous lawsuit stemming from acts for which participant has assumed full responsibility merely by attending the festival is clearly delusional and should consider asking to emcee Club Renegade.

JUGGLING: Pursuing the manipulation that determines the choreography of objects in space...............JUGGLING: Gravity Procrastination........................JUGGLING: Consistent Gravity Resistance...........JUGGLING is Treading Gravity.....................PLATEAU: A high form of flattery.....When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.....The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.....A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.....You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.....Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.....It is hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniacs, because they always take things literally.....He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.....Every calendar's days are numbered.....JUGGLING: Pursuing the manipulation that determines the choreography of objects in space.....A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.....A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.....The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.....Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.....When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.....Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine....................JUGGLING: Gravity Procrastination.....When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.....Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.....Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses.....Acupuncture is a jab well done.....Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat..... A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.....What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).....Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.....A backward poet writes inverse..........JUGGLING: Consistent Gravity Resistance...............She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.....A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion......If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed......With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.....Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor....He had a photographic memory which was never developed.....

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Omaha Juggling Club (Omaha's Juggling Club)

Lincoln City Jugglers (Lincoln NE's Juggling Club)-FB

UNL Juggling Club (University of Nebraska Juggling Club)-FB

I Think It Roll Under The Couch: (A Nebraska Juggling Club. -IJA Affiliate)

The Internet Juggling Database (Much info at one time, but not maintained)

World Juggling Federation (Competitive juggling at its best!)

Juggling Information Service (A huge amount of information on juggling!)

International Juggling Association (Representing Jugglers around the world.)

Zeemo the Magnificent (Magician, juggler, yo-yo expert in Michigan. An all around fun guy and Flatland attendee!)