COMING SOON!
2012 FLATLAND JUGGLING
FESTIVAL
June 8,9, 10 (Fri, Sat, Sun), 2012 -------- OMAHA,
NEBRASKA
THANK YOU FOR COMING * WHAT FUN WE HAD! |
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In 15 minutes everybody will be famous. |
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710 Hill Street, Lincoln, NE 68502 |
Again in the Same Building! Let's Fill THIS PLACE! CLICK |
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Contact:
Flatland Coordinator - Rick Prevett 402-570-9383
Flatland Emcee - Mark Hayward
In the future 15 people will be famous. |
Hype
It's new and improved! - More
fun than ever before! - You don't want to miss this one!
All events conveniently located in beautiful Lincoln, Nebraska!
Rollicking good time with games!
Fabulous food!
It’s all FREE!
Showcase your not-fit-for-primetime-act
at Club Renegade!
Possible appearance of Babes in Shades (need we say more?)
Legal Disclaimers
Juggling is an inherently risky business. Participants in all
Flatland Festival activities assume all risks and waive all rights to compensatory
damages from any sponsoring party. Neither the Lincoln City Jugglers, nor the umbrella organization, I Think It Rolled Under the Couch: A Nebraska
Juggling Club, (hereinafter Host Clubs) nor any individual club member or associate
or family, friend, heir, assign or dog is responsible for any injuries sustained
while wielding any sharp or any blunt object or objects and attempting to show
off or perform in any way with said objects. Torches, unicycles, knives, bowling
balls and other items that may be thrown or waved or rolled or lit on fire are
specifically included among the hazards that participants may face and for which
injuries sustained by which the Host Club disclaims any liability. Other hazards
may include, but are not limited to: injuries sustained while trying to do an
impossible stunt of the likes of jumping rope while riding a giraffe unicycle
and playing harmonica; the derailing of political aspirations of participants
who believe that a funky hat and shades ensure anonymity in a Club Renegade
act; gout from overindulging in rich food; a hangover from abundant alcohol;
blisters, burns or abrasions from passing clubs; tattoos of uncertain provenance;
concussions or any other effects from games with the names of Combat and Joggling;
uncomfortable lodging, whether paid or gratis; collisions on Omaha streets that
are bi- or uni-directional at different times of the day; collisions that occur
due to inaccurate directions or poorly drawn maps; damages sustained by a vehicle
driven through potholes; a very bad haircut, patently ridiculous shoes, etc.
Anyone who claims to suffer any of these injuries, whether real or imagined,
is a fool who gets what he deserves. Moreover, any participant who believes
that the deep pockets of Host Clubs can be tapped in a frivolous lawsuit stemming
from acts for which participant has assumed full responsibility merely by attending
the festival is clearly delusional and should consider asking to emcee Club
Renegade.
* twizzler break
In the future, everybody will be world famous for 15 minutes.
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Lincoln City Jugglers (Lincoln NE's Juggling Club)
Omaha Juggling Club (Omaha's Juggling
Club)
UNL
Juggling Club (University
of Nebraska Juggling Club)
I
Think It Roll Under The Couch: (A
Nebraska Juggling Club. -IJA Affiliate)
The Internet Juggling Database
(Everything you ever wanted to know
about juggling!)
World Juggling Federation (Competitive juggling at its best!)
Juggling Information
Service (A huge amount of information on juggling!)
International
Juggling Association (Representing Jugglers around the world.)
Zeemo the Magnificent (Magician, juggler, yo-yo expert in Michigan. An all around fun guy and Flatland attendee!)
